emmyangua:

benedictxcumberbatch:

The Elephant and the Balloon written by Bernard and Manny.

I have been waiting for this gifset all my life.

Especially the fourth gif.

(via benjavert)

computeragephilosopher:

At work we sometimes have “safety meetings”. We stand around and do a shot of Jager each.

At my work we go on “field trips”, which involves taking out the rubbish.

(Source: regulusfuckingblack)

You can’t taste anything! You smoke a bajillion cigarettes a day!

(Source: assaultbycake, via nunnit)

HUMAN SLAVES IN AN INSECT NATION

(Source: satanxmay, via red-sorghums)

"Welcome to my world of knowing! The wonderful world of looking up things in books!"

— Bill Bailey on QI

Bill Bailey sings ‘Hats Off To The Zebra’