"Is butter a carb?"
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think, ‘mmm… better not’."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"I know this pussy be yankin’."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"PO-TA-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
(via petitesurrealiste)
"No, sir. I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"All you sucker MCs ain’t got nothing on me."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
(via red-sorghums)
"I’m in lesbians with you."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"Exterminate! Exterminate!"
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig-ah."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"Get in, loser, we’re going shopping."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
"I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant."
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
