"That’s hardly even cleavage, her boobs aren’t squished together. That’s full-on telophase."
— Caitlin
SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
Fandom: The Bible
“‘shit why am i in space.’ Jesus wondered.”
Is this actually a thing? I find the concept of fanfiction hilarious enough, but people write fanfiction about the Bible?
(Source: wtffanfiction)
Christopher Walken reads “Where the Wild Things Are”. Hilarity ensues.
(Source: thebrownwizard, via dsuzieq)
The Hunger Games Game! Combine girl-talk and fighting to the death!
(Source: humortrain, via tumblegags)
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![fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ “Your classes must be so boring. ” Bottom text: “ Every lecture is about sex. ”]
This was especially true in my “Women’s Texts of Experience” course.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgxys0R3o1qhe5udo1_400.jpg)
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ “Your classes must be so boring. ” Bottom text: “ Every lecture is about sex. ”]
This was especially true in my “Women’s Texts of Experience” course.
True story.
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